In This Week’s Show
This week I learned how to go extreme couponing, I only had one coupon and it had expired a few weeks ago, but I did stab somebody.
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
This Week’s Beer
- BA Link: http://bit.ly/2nJTZYC
- BA Rating: 87
- Style: American Amber / Red Ale
- ABV: 10%’
- Aaron: 5
- Jenn: 4
- Shea: 5
This Week’s Show
“We search every item that is brought into the jail, and the property officer noticed something wrong. There was a bulge in the back cover of the Bible,” Lee County Sheriff Jim Johnson told the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal. “We cut it open and found a powdery substance.”
“We know he knew about it because that day, he kept asking where his Bible was, even before she dropped it off,”
“Even if my client were to never lay eyes or fingers upon it again, it would still be disseminated worldwide. You tried to blow out a single candle, but in the process, you knocked it over into a field of dried leaves. You may have extinguished that initial flame. However, your attempted censorship simply caused the document to be further reproduced and redistributed that even a hypothetical divine being could not possibly undo the disseminationIf you really believe that this document needs to be shielded from public view, perhaps you should ask yourself why that is. I imagine that any efforts to keep your inner workings under wraps would be more of an indictment of how the LDS church is doing things than any criticism it could suffer by release of this earthly document.”
This Week’s Stories
Per the Huffington Post
“Senate Bill 125…prevents parents from suing their medical provider if their baby is born with disabilities, even if that doctor discovered the condition during routine prenatal testing and failed to inform the parents.”
It’s being touted as a ‘sanctity of life’ bill. Basically, broken down, it allows doctors to withhold pertinent information from parents, legally.
‘The architects of the so-called “wrongful-birth” bill have argued it would protect children with disabilities and prevent doctors from facing unnecessary lawsuits. “It is unacceptable that doctors can be penalized for embracing the sanctity of life,” Senator Brandon Creighton (R-TX) said in a press release when he introduced the legislation last fall’
“It was like it had grown teeth,” she recalled. “His willy was bright red and spouting blood. There was a big red stain spreading between us on the sheets. “After that he was scared of my lady garden and approached it as if it was a Venus flytrap and he was a bluebottle.
Theresa and her partner avoided sex as they were too scared to try again – and six months later they ended up splitting.
Next Week’s Beer
BA Link: http://bit.ly/2mY266O
BA Rating: 87
Style: American Brown Ale
Faith In Humanity Restored
Thanks to listener Donovan for sharing this with us via Twitter!
Six Year Old Girl Gives Up Having A Birthday Party And Presents To Feed 125 Homeless People!
About 125 people were lined around the block.
“It was a beautiful thing to see and a blessing,” her mother said. “One man told us that he hadn’t had a hot meal in a long time.”
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