Abstain With Me

by: Hank Green

"Abstain With Me" by Roy Zimmerman

Lyrics

Oh baby, looking at you tonight
There’s something I’d like to do tonight
And I believe in Abstinence Only
But I don’t want to leave you lonely

So abstain with me, baby
All night long
Come over and refrain with me, baby
All night long

I’m gonna wanna jump you bones
I’m gonna have to dump that jones
So come on now, get stalled in Lover’s Lane with me
Abstain with me

Oh baby, when you’re not there I’m blue
Yeah, baby, I think you know where I’m blue

I remember sex education
As approved by the administration

So abstain with me, baby
All night long
Come on and feel the strain with me, baby

We’re gonna have the urge to merge
An urge we’re gonna have to purge on the verge
So come on now, be in excruciating pain with me
Abstain with me

Oh baby
Oh baby
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby

We’re gonna wanna rock and roll
We’re gonna have to balk and go bowling or something
So come on now, try not to slit a vein with me
Abstain with me

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