We decided to get off our asses and do a show about Trump’s first State of the Union speech. We break it down in a mature and thoughtful way, of course. Then we talk Super Bowl and concert going. It’s a well-rounded show for your ear-holes.
Almost two weeks into 2018 and we’re finally doing our 2017 wrap-up show. It’s been that kind of year. We hit on a few present days news items, but mainly we focus on the past year’s events and deaths. Michael tells you who will die in 2018. We make a few generic predictions, and then crown the 2017 DICK OF THE YEAR!
We won in Alabama… by 1% over a fucking child molester. This country is still doomed. We breakdown this ridiculous race, give credit to the black community for saving Alabama from itself. Michael tells you where to find that next wife, and where to move to if you want to live forever. Then Eric bitches about game designers turning kids into gambling addicts. Fun times!
So what did we miss over the past couple weeks? Trump is opening up new possibilities for wars. The GOP is working hard on fucking poor people, and the remaining middle class. More dicks were shown to unsuspecting women, and Roy Moore is a fucking piece of shit that will most likely be a US Senator. America, you’re killing it!
Listen as we take you on a magical journey filled with sexual assaults, mass murders, and finally ending with pure unconditional love. To all you bleeding heart liberals out there fighting the good fight, just remember as things seem to get worse with no chance for salvation, our thoughts and prayers are always with you. Also, god was a rapist!