The Universe is Awesome

by: Eddie Scott

The Universe is Awesome

Lyrics

I don’t believe in karma…I don’t believe in Qi…
The fact that you’re a Pisces makes no difference to me
If you think that they can help you, give your psychic friends a call
The Universe is awesome; that is all!

I don’t need a mantra; I feel no need to pray
if ghosts are real I’m pretty sure they’ll never haunt my day…
Go on and hunt for Bigfoot, in Shasta or Nepal
The universe is awesome; that is all.

I don’t think the stars know anything of my fate or of my doom
I don’t ask a Chinese shaman how to organize my room
When I’m feeling less than well you see, I simply do the math…
I see my family doctor; you can keep your homeopath!
Don’t think that I’m judgmental, I just don’t get that stuff
For me, you see, the natural world is really quite enough
From the tiniest of atoms, to the redwoods standing tall
the universe is awesome; that is all

You’ll never read my tea leaves, to see what’s on my mind
And the world is too chaotic to have ever been designed
If ever I feel righteous it’s from staring at the stars
And it blows my mind we parked a fucking SUV on Mars!
So keep your new age magic, don’t offer me your woo
Don’t speak to me of miracles, I’ve got better things to do
I’ll immerse myself in science, which means I’ll have a ball.
For the universe is awesome, that is all.

I don’t believe in karma, I don’t believe in qi…
The fact that you’re a Pisces makes no difference to me.
From the tiniest of atoms, to the redwoods standing tall…
The universe is awesome…it’s oh so frickin awesome…
The universe is awesome, that is all

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