The Conspiracy Song

by: Eddie Scott

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Lyrics

November 1963, a stirring tableau so sweet…
A presidential motorcade; a busy Dallas street
A happy crowd lined the route on that warm Autumn day…
When suddenly some shots were fired… the target: JFK!
A scramble ensued, and there were shouts near and far
The president slumped forward, bleeding in his car
And soon a gunman was found, and quickly carried away
The case was clear as it could be: Oswald murdered JFK!
But many soon decided that the case was full of holes
They spoke of magic bullets; a suspicious grassy knoll
How could there be just one gunman; no, that can’t be true
There had to be another, so one really must conclude:
That clearly…

It’s a conspiracy it’s a conspiracy, it’s a conspiracy
The fact that there’s no evidence is proof enough for me that clearly…
It’s a conspiracy….a vast conspiracy!

There, in your small little house with your small little cares
You have no way of knowing, what goes on out there
You might think you are in control and that your life is complete
I tell you there’s a New World Order…secret and elite!
They rule the world economy and every single government
They run all the programs and the money that gets spent
If someone gets in their way or even starts to question why
With fierce and bold efficiency, black helicopters fly!
Masons, Nazis, central banks, Trilateral commission
Illuminati, Bilderberg, they share the same ambition!
To rule the world; to get rich; keep the masses all in line
That no one ever knows the truth is just another sign…
That clearly…

It’s a conspiracy it’s a conspiracy, it’s a conspiracy
The fact that there’s no evidence is proof enough for me that clearly…
It’s a conspiracy….a vast conspiracy!

For two hundred dollars, what do you call people who think Obama is foreign born?
Birthers!
And people who think the Government was behind 9/11?
Truthers
Name the commie plot designed to undermine public health:
Flouridation!
What disease could be cured, but the government wants to kill all the gay people?
Aids!

So if you’ll open up your eyes, the truth can now be found
You’ll learn that Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld brought the towers down
Princess Di and Elvis are alive and having fun,
With Bigfoot and some Aliens in Area 51!…
So clearly…

It’s a conspiracy it’s a conspiracy, it’s a conspiracy
The fact that there’s no evidence is proof enough for me that clearly…
It’s a conspiracy….a vast conspiracy!

The murder of a president, a king or a celebrity,
can’t be the work of just one jerk it must be a conspiracy
If you think masons rule the world or Jews run the economy
It all makes sense… no evidence is proof of a conspiracy.
If Bigfoot, Nessie, aliens existed think how cool they’d be,
The proof, you know, they never show because it’s a conspiracy.
Because we comprehend our world through senses charged emotionally
We don’t need facts, we just react and conjure up conspiracies
Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
A Vast Conspiracy!

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