The Buzzword Song

by: Eddie Scott

The Buzzword Song

Lyrics

Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

Learn these buzzwords well
And you can really, really flaunt ‘em

If you have no fame or riches
And you really want ‘em

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

Let’s say you are a scientist
A breakthrough on the way

But no one pays you any mind
No matter what you say

Well here’s a way to get the world’s
Attention and acclaim

Just add these words to anything
You publish in your name

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

Learn these buzzwords well
And you can really, really flaunt ‘em

If you have no fame or riches
And you really want ‘em

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

The world is full of Hucksters
Who will sell you anything

From sugar pills as medicine
To magic bands and rings

Your product doesn’t have to work
Or do what it is for

Just use these words and BINGO
Folks will line up at your door

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

Learn these buzzwords well
And you can really, really flaunt ‘em

If you have no fame or riches
And you really want ‘em

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

The supermarket aisles are full of
Goods beyond compare

No matter what you’re looking for
You’re sure to find it there

How can someone gain
A larger market for himself?

I simply called it natural
And it flew right off the shelf

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

Learn these buzzwords well
And you can really, really flaunt them

If you have no fame or riches
And you really want ‘em

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green and Quantum

Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
Organic, Green or Quantum

Learn these buzzwords well
And you can really, really flaunt ‘em

If you have no fame or riches
And you really want ‘em

Use Nano, Neuro, Paradigm
But most of all use Quantum!

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