It’s All Just Chemistry

by: Eddie Scott

It's All Just Chemistry

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I have come to the conclusion
There’s a shitload of confusion
Caused by Facebook posts
And Twitter and, well, enough

Read them till your eyes get blurry
It will cause you needless worry
Because chemicals, and GMOs
And stuff

They ask what those planes are doing
What those jumbo jets keep spewing
With their chemtrails
Raining down upon our heads

But if all those threats were actual
And the Facebook posts were factual
You’d think by now
We’d all be simply…Dead!

We’re all made of chemicals
From our heads down to our feet
We’re all made of chemicals
So is everything we eat

We’re all made of chemicals
Yes you and you and me
We’re all made of chemicals
So don’t overreact to this simple fact
It’s all just chemistry

I just looked up the label
Something on my breakfast table
I saw evil chemicals
In every ounce

Like Cystine and Ethanoate
Threonine Butanoate
And others
Even harder to pronounce

Palmatic Acid
Phenylalanine
Pentanal and Tyrosene
You’ve never seen such awfulness before

So what foods could be so scary?
It was bananas
And blueberries
Like you’d buy at your local grocery store

We’re all made of chemicals
From our heads down to our feet
We’re all made of chemicals
So is everything we eat

We’re all made of chemicals
Yes you and you and me
We’re all made of chemicals
So don’t overreact to this simple fact
It’s all just chemistry

There is no reason
It should fill you with dread
If a substance in yoga mats
Is also in bread

Maybe we’d be more equipped
To just keep our cool
If we had only learned
Some chemistry in High School

Then we’d know…

We’re all made of chemicals
From our heads down to our feet
We’re all made of chemicals
So is everything we eat

We’re all made of chemicals
Yes you and you and me
We’re all made of chemicals
So don’t overreact to this simple fact
It’s all just fundamental…chemistry!

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